Asisten Direktor Bukan Kerja Pilem Ajer Yer

Aku baru ajer tukar opis baru...designation baru plak asisten. direktor...no longer asisten sekreteri...

Anyway...ada la jumpa dengan kawan aku semalam...dia bawak sorang kawan pompuan dia...pastu takper lah...had dinner ajer ler kan...pastu sembang punya sembang...tetiba itu pompuan tanya la aku kerja apa kan...tak sempat aku nak jawab...member aku yang sengal tu tolong jawabkan...

Member : Owh dia nie kerja asisten direktor...baru ajer...

Pompuan Itu : Yer ker...kerja dengan production house mana eh?

Member Dan Aku : Errrkkk??? ~bunyi cengkerik kedengaran di belakang~

Aku dengan member nak bantai gelak...tapi tak sampai hati...sebab itu pompuan tanya soalan dengan sungguh sincere...so aku just betulkan ajer ler yang aku bukan kerja dengan production haus...hahaha...tetiba dia terus mintak diri gi toilet...bila balik terus tukar topik...tapi aku dengan member memang perasan muka dia agak merah sudeh...hahaha...tetiba aku teringat kat si Elle...dia pon dulu ingat asisten direktor ni kerja pilem ajer...tak sangka la plak aku ada lagi yang ingat benda yang sama...hahaha...

FSOM

Geisha Geisham

Pa'an telah mencipta satu istilah baru...dem kelakar gilosss...

Kalau perempuan dipanggil Geisha...lelaki dipanggil apa?

Jawapannya....

GEISHAM...

demmm...

HRians

Jalan TAR Memories @ Ramadhan

Aku beli crocs untuk hari raya....tetiba aku teringat citer pasal crocs tahun lepas...

Macam biasa la...annual event is going to Jalan TAR for final shopping...waktu time tu ada aku, emmy jo, tina, zaimee, zetty, leen, arep, cher dengan pija...jalan punya jalan...aku pun dah rembat satu baju melayu dengan samping...arep pon sama...zaimee pon sama...cuma pompuan ajer cam tak beli aper aper...okay fyne...sampai la kat satu gerai yang jual crocs...

Kitorang pon dok tengok tengok la sandal kasut semua bagai kat situ...tina dengan emmy jo cam berkenan giler nak beli...

Emmy Jo : eh eh eh...comelnya selipar nieh...(melihat satu selipar crocs)...

Tina : Cantik jugak sandal ni...(melihat satu sandal crocs)

Emmy Jo : i nak try lah kejap...(sambil mengenakan selipar crocs itu)...

Tina : ~juga mencuba sandal crocs itu~

Ayat seterusnya buat Tina terus kensel mau beli itu sandal...hehehe...

Emmy Jo : comel la selipar nie...boleh la i buat masuk toilet...

Tina dan semua : ~tergamam~

Tina : ~terus meletakkan semula sandal itu dan kitorang semua meneruskan perjalanan tanpa membeli~

Setelah beberapa langkah berjalan...

Tina : aku mau beli crocs tu...tapi dengar emmy jo cakap itu standard gi toilet ajer terus aku tak jadi beli...

Aku : hahahahahahaha~gelak guling guling~

Emmy Jo : ~blur~

Kelakar siot malam tu...rasa cam sangat lawak la...aku pun tergamam gak...crocs tu aku pakai gi KLCC kot...tapi emmy jo setakat standard masuk jamban ajer...giler arrr high class...hehehe...tapi takper...eventho emmy jo is like that...but i still love her as one of my closest friend in the whole world...tapi aku tetap rasa nak tergelak ingat balik tina punya expression waktu emmy jo cakap camtu....hehehe...

ajie
2:00 a.m
11 September 2010
Alor Setar

Friends...Laughs - Spa Putrajaya

It happened recently when Ady and Elle (bukan nama sebenar) came to visit me in Putrajaya...

That nite after we went for the dinner cruise (Elle's paying for my belated birthday) at Putrajaya Lake...the dinner was great...we had great fun picking on each other and chatting the night away...end with the dinner session...Elle asked me whether i can just drive around putrajaya area as she has never really drive around putrajaya...i conceded...hehehe...

We were driving at the big roundabout (the one with melawati palace itu) and went across parcel E, parcel D and what not...suddenly Elle uttered one statement...

Elle : wow...tak sangka kat bangunan kerajaan ni pon ada spa...

Ady & Mal : huh?

Elle : eh mal...brapa harga untuk full massage and aromatherapy kat spa tu eh?

Ady & Mal : erk?

Mal : spa mana?

Elle : alah...spa yang kat jkr tadi tu...kan ada tulis spa kat situ...nanti ko tolong tanyakan harga ek...

Ady & Mal : ~dumbfounded~flabbergasted~ hahahahahahahahahahahahaha ~ gelak cam nak mati sampai terpaksa pull over tepi jalan sebab tak tahan gelak~

Aduhai...Elle (bukan nama sebenar) never fail to make me laugh...she does act like a bimbo but her academic records doesn't show any 'bimbo-ness' at all...since then, i can't help it but laugh or grinned at the sight of that particular signage...hahaha...

ajie

6:31 p.m

16 Julai 2010

Putrajaya

Putrajaya Hollywood?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha...

Its one of those classic moments that you would laugh your a** off everytime you think about it...its all started with one of my very close friend...coming to my flat in putrajaya...for the first time...

Direction was given...he understood...but he made a wrong turn...then he called me up...

CF : Yo bro...aku dah silap jalan arrrr ni...

ME : Hang kat mana?

CF : Hurmmm...Putrajaya Hollywood...

ME : Huh! Apakah???

CF : Ni kat signboard Putrajaya yang cam Hollywood tu...

ME : ~Flabbergasted~terdiam~ Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaah ~gelak guling-guling sambil dengar dia dok sebut hello hello~

That happened almost three years ago...it never fail to made me smile everytime i saw the Putrajaya signboard...owh yeah...i think Ipoh's is more likely to resemble the Hollywood signboard...hahaha...

ajie

9:48 a.m

29 June 2010

Putrajaya

Friend...Laughs (Elle-bukan nama sebenar, Ady)

Ini adalah classic case of a bimbo...but she's not a bimbo...engineer hokey...

Chili's Bangsar Shopping Complex, Kuala Lumpur 2009

At usual lah, Ady dengan aku punya feveret food joint...and another friend of us, Elle (bukan nama sebenar) joined us for the day...Ady and I were actually trying our best to cut down with our smoking habits (Ady already came clean since Feb 2010, me-getting there)...and Elle smokes as well...so there we were, as usual Ady and I were having our usuals (tostada chips and fruit juice) as Elle was having one of my favorite, Mushroom Jack Fajitas...after food, we were chatting and smoking...my ciggies already went  out of stock...Ady's too (since we both smoke from the same box)...terpaksa la pawwww pompuan ini...shock shock shock...she is smoking Dunhill, red ones...as opposed to both Ady and I with Pall Mall Menthol...and it was a packed of 14...then the rest of the conversation might be one of the most hillarious i ever encounter...

Me : Weih, aku nak pau rokok ko bley...

Elle : Jap (while rummaging thru her henbeg)...tapi aku hisap yang tak strong punya la...ko tau la kan, pompuan...(with that she withdrew Dunhill pack 14)

Me : Erkkk...dunhill kuat la dowh...

Elle : Taklah...aku rasa dia lagi low la daripada korang...korang beli 20s...aku beli yang 14s aje...jadi 14s mesti lagi light daripada 20s...

Me & Ady : ~time when still, and bunyi cengkerik kedengaran~ (then we were laughing so hard that everyone was looking at us)...

Elle, elle...ko ini sangat bijak, S*PM straight As...dean's list...tapi, the bimbo-ness in you would never fade...hahahaha

ajie

3:01 p.m

2 April 2010

Alor Setar, Kedah

Friend...Laughs (Fadly-Ha-Adrian)

Kengkawan aku sangat menghiburkan hati...seriously...no joking...

Sometimes they would just blurt out something dengan selamba ajer...takder perasaan...but then i found myself having a hysterical laugh...there had been some ocassions that still lingers in my and made a mark as when i recall the moment, i would end up smiling or sometimes laugh hysterically...

Starbucks, Alamanda Putrajaya 2009

There was me, Adrian, Fadly and Ha...just hangin out after office...i think it was the second time i met up with Adrian as we both are from different batch...and he is the ultimate bff to Fadly...of coz as usual Fadly and i would have our usual banter about our weight and body size...as we were just 'kutuk mengutuk' each other...Adrian came up an be the champion of the day...i still remember the exact words that he throw to our faces

Adrian : Korang berdua macam gajah mengutuk badak itu gemuk...

Fadly, Me, Ha : ~flabbergasted~ then laugh hysterically...
Adrian, adrian...ko sangat kelakar hokey...hahaha

ajie
1 April 2010
11:15 a.m
Putrajaya

Facebook World Colors' Day

As blur as i may look, aku ni bukanlah blur in person...cuma aku punya outward appearance kekadang menampakkan ke-blur-an aku ini....aku tau orang ingat aku blur ini pun because last year during family day of my ministry, kitorang ada satu ceramah ini...then ada la grouping...and you have to wrote down 3 negative things and 3 positive things about every single individual in your group...dan not surprisingly (sebab orang pernah cakap sebelum ni kat aku) every single one of them wrote down that i am blur...and many more wrote down that i am too cheerful for my own good, loves to laugh, and last but not least, manja....ada la lagi comment lagi but not worth mentioning coz sorang dua ajer yang cakap...

bila aku tengok aku punya fesbuk, most of my friends punya status semuanya kaler....memula apa pasal diorang semua nie letak kaler pon aku tarak tau lah....first skali ada la kawan aku sorang....then beberapa lagi...aku tak amik pot la sangat kan....then one of my close girl-friend ajak aku teman dia gi beli something...then aku baru tau la apa la kaler dalam status kat fesbuk itu represent....hahahahaha....cessszzzz...tengok betapa kuatnya pengaruh fesbuk ini sampaikan sarung seashell punya kaler pon boleh jadi status...just to support the 'colors' day' lah....

aku pun apa lagi....terus ajer aku letak kaler kat status aku....and then, just as i predicted...ramai la yang mengomen...hahahah.....and one person even commented that i shouldn't follow others without knowing the reason...to quote back my previous statement....as blur as i may look in person, but truthfully, i am not blur...and i wouldn't just follow anyone else without knowing....thats just me...i like to know...and i will find out why....maybe this kind of attitude suit me well if i was in journalism...but god have better plans for me, so aku kerja la kat mana aku kerja sekarang....

tapi aku sangat surprise to see various kalers...and ada sesetengah tu aku tak pernah dengar pon...namely lapis, cerulean, amethyst, just to name a few....aduhai....aku ingatkan dulu semua sarung seashell kaler hitam, putih atau krim saja....now i know better....hahahahah....

ajie
9:01 p.m
8 January 2010
Putrajaya