Sunday, December 27, 2009

Move Your Car B*tchy Bimbo a.k.a. Beg Plastik Kosong

It started off great...i went out and have breakfast with Obi at Starbucks...went back to Putrajaya...then got a call from my cousin that my aunt asked me to come over for lunch...which i couldn't resist...then got a call from mala asking whether we want to hang out...since my aunt's is at Subang and mala is in Petaling Jaya, it would be only fair to meet up somewhere in between...so i chosed Sunway Pyramid over-the-suggested by mala Subang Parade...if i only knew what awaits for me there, i would have chosen Subang Parade instead...

It is Sunday anyway and the cars were everywhere...the car park are almost full...then i have to go around to the other side, went to the basement and parked at the loading bay...and it was allowed by the workers there...so i went up the lift to meet mala...and we had a great time chatting at Starbucks...then both of us wanted to make our way out of Sunway Pyramid as i have another date with my friend in KL and mala needed to go back...

Then i went down to the parking place la...and there was a blue honda jazz blocking my car...and cool enough the person left the phone number at the dashboard...thank god...that was until i tried to call the person...once, no answer, twice, no answer...and i called again and again...still no answer...then i sent an sms saying that please come down to move the car as the car blocked my car...no reply...and then i went inside my car, start off the engine and turn on the aircond....it was hot as purgatory down there in the loading bay...then i listen to my iPod...every now and then i called and sms...i think i had sent out dozen of sms and hundreds of calls....but to no avail...

Nearly an hour later, when i was nearly reaching my boiling point, there was these girls with their flowing hairs and beautiful dress walking towards the car....and turns out the hot girl was the driver...

My temper somehow cool down at the sight of her...but not for long....when she reached the car, she simply commented,

~ Hi, so it was you who kept calling me just now...i am sorry as i dont take phone calls from unknown numbers...~

WTH? my temper flared....she wasn't sorry for making me wait for almost an hour and i was running late for my date with my friend in KL...she was bloody sorry becoz she didnt take an unknown numbers...HELLO!!!!why did you put your hand phone number on the dashboard in the first place...of coz i am not going to be in your phone list, you bimbo b*atch..
i was holding my handphone at the time...and guess what?
she snatched my handphone away from my hands and then were back up by her two friends ala Blair's minions in Gossip Girls...and those minions were looking at me upside down while the 'leader' is doing something to my phone...
it turns out that she was actually deleting her number from the phone log as well as the sent items...then she just went inside her car and drove off but not before she left with a snide remark which almost blow me to boiling point

~Sorry to make you wait, bye~ with that gediks-tone applied...

WTH??????

And she drove out of the loading bay...i was thinking, was she deliberately ignoring my calls and go on with her shopping spree and let me wait for them until they finished their shopping spree? wadahek? excuse moi....deng the gal to h*ll la....wadamaderfakingshet?

I felt my face heated up...and it was hot enough to boil an egg i guess....arghhhhh....my perfect day turn sour by these gossip girls wannabe....HELLO...even if you are as hot as Diana Danielle (fyi, diana danielle is very the hot okay) pon, dengan perangai superbi*atch camtu, aku pun tak heran la okay...

At the end of it, there's two things i regret,

first - for using prepaid, otherwise i can check my outgoing calls in my bill and then spread her numbers in all the public toilet across the nation stating that she is a b*ohsia in a dire need of some 'servicing'...

two - for not memorising her plate number otherwise it would be fun gettin back at her by asking for a favour from my friend in J*PJ to track down her details....thats going to be a h*ll of a payback b*atch....

But all in all, in the end...i just let it be...coz there's no use as it already happened...and if does happen again in the future...i already got some unbelievably interesting suggestions and tips from my well-meaning friends....look out b*atch...you never know what hit you until you were down on your knees beggin for the torment to be over...

ajie
28 December 2009
12:09 a.m.
Putrajaya

9 comments:

Jaja Yunizah said...

hehehe....rugi besar la xamik details plate no. dia. btw...tak sangka ada minah ala2 Blair & minion jg in reality ek. ~lol

marmalade said...

akmal! when you texted me, i got very angry as well, so i really dunno how you manage to still "stay calm and collected". i would have given her a piece of my mind, maybe a little bit of cursing. and while she was deleting her stupid number from your phone, i wouldn't have mind scratching her car.

OMG!!! im so freaking upset right nowwwwww!

but sabarlah ye.

zetty said...

kemal: wohooooo... ko dahla tak marah minah ala-ala biatch bodoh/plastik kosong tu ye? kalau aku dah tarik2 rambut kot dgn minah tu. seriously rude! i would have even taken a picture of her car and emel it to people i know and spread the story.. she needs to learn her manners! kalau ye pun muke "HOT" tapi perangai mcm taik mmg takleh blah la. adoiii.. aku yg geram lebih.!!

muhamadakmalwahab said...

jaja : kalau tidak aku dah bagi kat ko no plat keta dia....

mala : my head was somewhere else...and furthermore, its very hard for me to get angry in the immediate effect...arghhh

zetty : seriously zet, now i think i should done just dat...

Suraya said...

wah..sangat shaitan perangai mereka tu..kalau aku sura aku dah kejar keta dia dan calarkan keta dia..*sshole!

Pengejar Masa said...

that bitch should be anally raped.

Repeatedly.

muhamadakmalwahab said...

suraya : aku boleh bayangkan kalau alia dengan ko yang kena cam aku...mesti dah abis pompuan kena lanyak dengan korang...

hadi : gulp...gasp!....

Khairul Amri Ishak said...

akmal:

hope i can join u
to investigate
this gossip girls wanna be..
so b*atch!

and do some 'revenge'
kind of thing..

but all means of action
u forgot already when u saw that
b*atch! huhu..

xoxo..hehe

muhamadakmalwahab said...

ryo
you will understand when you in my position...
or
not
hahahahah