Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Review - New Moon


This movie raked in more than USD200million in Northern America in less than two weeks (despite the bad reviews from the critics)...denggg...thats a start...it also manage to create the vampy-boifren-persona-hype as the girls' new dream guy....and i still thinking why girls like pale people? owh ya i remember, that's why fair and lovely are selling like hot cakes...girls like them white and pale eventho it look kinda non-masculine (despite the fact that the vampires are fast and unbelievably strong)...anyway that doesn't deter me from going and enjoy the movie...

The movie started off with Bella dreaming that she is a granny while Edward still maintain his youthful look (deng, considering how particular girls are about age, that surely a direct punch to the face)...Nightmare for Bella that is...then it was her birthday and the vampires throw her a party where she accidentally cuts herself and became the centre of an attack and of coz saved by Mr. Edward Cullen (again?)...then Edward thinks that its enough already and broke off their relationship and left Bella flabbergasted....and sunk into melancholia....what does she do when she went into depression? hurt herself....not killing herself la but get engaged in dangerous activities....try, motorbike (why is it dangerous?), cliff diving (deng scary weih) and running off with a biker, just to name a few...why la girls love to do that kind of stuff when they broken up? think with your head la...aduhai...

Luckily during those depression session, she had Mr. Jacob a.k.a Mr. Werewolf looking after her a**...Mr. Jacob is totally into her but then again Ms. Bella is just not into tanned werewolf compared to pale vampire...and her words , 'I can't, but I need you with me'....denggg....talking about some selfishness....using Mr. Jacob la....then as usual, Bella was chased by Victoria (the redhead vampire) but saved by Jacob...

Alice (sister vampire) thought she was dead and went to Bella's to meet her only to get into an argument with Jacob...and whisked her away to the vampire's headquarters with the royalties of vampires called Volturi in Italy (deng cool) to save Edward from committing a vampire-style suicide (vampire can't die and they can only be killed by these Volturi)...Bella managed to arrive in time to save Edward but been taken in to meet the Volturi by Jane (Dakota Fanning 8 mins appearance in the whole movie) who had the power to simply incite pain by entering other's mind....but she can't do that to Bella (much to her surprise, should had seen her expression)...the Volturi let Bella & Edward go after a brief premonition by Alice that Bella will be a vampire...

Back to the states, Charlie (Bella's father) was worried (and klakar) announced that Bella to be grounded forever...hahaha..as if....and that nite Bella went to the Cullen Family home to ask the Cullens' to vote whether she should be a vampire or not...only Rosalie and Edward said NO, the rest say YES to the immortal pale vampy creatures...denggg....but Bella agree to wait until after graduation....in the forest, Jacob was there when Bella and Edward was there...and Bella made her choice to choose Edward over anyone and anything....and the movie ended with Edward propose to Bella....to be continued in Eclipse....

Overall the movie was deng slow-mo and all those Edwards lovey-dovey words in slow-mo made me thinking of a puking bag....i don't think that such person exist in the real world, all those flattering words 24/7 without fail...omaigotttt....the movie had its distinctive moments though...the werewolf transformation was cool....and the final scene where Edward battle it out with one of the Volturi made me thinking of Dragonball+Naruto fight scene combined....and Italy looks deng enticing...another destination in mind....and for those who had watched the first movie, Twilight, will enjoy the continuity of the tale of forbidden-love, and for those who haven't, i suggest you watch the first movie....Eclipse is due to be release next year...i know there's a book but i rather have the cinematic experience lah....all in all, New Moon does live up to the expectation, just please la Mr. Vampire, less lovey dovey in a slow mo okay....next round i might have to take in puking bag into the cinema as well....

ajie
2 December 2009
10:51 a.m
Putrajaya

14 comments:

Cherrie Pie Sweety said...

aku baru nak wat entry pasal new moon tp tgk2 ko dah wat dulu...xper.tunggu review dari aku plak kay.. heheh.. should really read the book..i mean the whole saga..baru ko enjoy hehehe :0

p/s: Edward is a vampire..sebab tu diabetic words dia ha ha ..ada ke guys as sweet as that..nayyyyyy ~~~

Z G M said...

edward cullen i love you..biarlah u umo 21 thn pun :p mal-u jahak laa hahaha. gi citer. i x tgk g. tsk'd.

'arif said...

ia bukanlah sesuatu yang hebat. kerana aku tiada di situ.

RARA said...

aku tak suka cite ni

marmalade said...

so apa kena mengena cerita nih dengan tajuk "new moon"?

eh lain kali buat review, jgnlah cite sampai abis. now i know the conclusion already =p

muhamadakmalwahab said...

cher : aku enjoy the movie...and aku tak kisah la love words kan...but aku tak tahan the way he say it...slow motion and it took forever to finish...arkkk...i should really read the book la kot...
p/s : mana ada vampire lovey dovey...underworld tu ganazzz ajer vamp dia...hahaha

myn : hahahaha...i ingatkan semua orang dah baca buku dia...

rara : awat hang tak suka? aku boleh layan la tapi tak tahan the lovey dovey of edward and bella...nak montah pon ada...

arip : ko wall climb bagaikan seorang vampire okay....

mala : not sure...tapi sebab bulan baru kot...the next would be eclipse...gerhana....then breaking dawn...patah subuh? hahaha...and i here thought that all girls had read the book...and furthermore i already know the ending of the whole saga...hahahah

Khairul Amri Ishak said...

mal: layan je..jgn jadi kuntilanak dah..

muhamadakmalwahab said...

aku memang layan ajer aper citer pon....tapi new moon ni akan best kalau kurangkan la slow mo lovey dovey conversation between edward dengan bella....jacob dengan bella walaupun agak lovey dovey tapi dia punya tone tu takder ler wat aku rasa nak montah.....hauhauahuah...tapi ada ramai gak marah aku sebab aku punya review mengutuk edward si vampire itu....

Naz said...

Hahaha... betul cakap Mala. Akmal ni cerita sampai abiss! Tak payah tengok la camni, kira save gak la duit aku. Ko baca buku2 dia gak ke Akmal?

muhamadakmalwahab said...

naz : hahahah....i can't help it...aku tak baca buku dia...i rather enjoy the cinematic experience...tapi seriously bro...betulkah ada pompuan boleh tahan laki cakap lovey dovey in a slow mo cam tu?

Naz said...

Hehe... x tau la ade ke tak pompuan yg leh tahan laki camtu. Tapi betul la yg ko cakap tu, mmg leh muntah serius. Walaupun aku x tengok lg tapi aku dh bleh membayangkan scene yg meloyakan tu.. Haha.. pompuan2 yg fanatik tu jgn mare aa..

muhamadakmalwahab said...

aku wat the same review but post it kat aku punya fesbuk...you should read those who commented in my fesbuk....ada yang suka and ada yang hentam aku balik sebab aku tak suka...hahahahah

Pengejar Masa said...

Aku dah review ringkas dlm notes kau. Hahaha

muhamadakmalwahab said...

aku tau...thats why i am waiting ko punya own review...mesti best baca...and die-hard fan semua rasa nak baling telur kat ko...hahahaah