Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Beraya Ala Beg Plastik Yang Kosong?

Okay...i might got zet's attention towards the title...yeah...as 3 days raya dengan family ajer...time aku nak raya sorang2 gi ke rumah member plak....bangun pagi ajer aku tidoq balik after subuh...then woke up again just to go around my friends house yang terdekat lah...meaning aloq setaq area and sewaktu dengannya (as long as it is still within kedah state)....

So, the first stop was to get my old school friend, Amrul from his home then off we go to another house, Hassan, picked him up and then off we go to the third house named *dot dot dot* (cannot la telling the name kan)....this guy is ala orang mewah skit la...so by the time we reached the house it was kinda packed with people (mostly his sisters' friends)....okay la...wat bodo ajer ler...redah ajer...hari raya kan...so watdahek la kan...then we enter the house.....

First stop, depan pintu rumah....ada bapak dia dengan mak dia.....you know what shocked me? both of them are wearing mask....DENGGGGGG!!!!! wadahek????? OMAIGOTTTT!!!! every single thing came out from my head (only in my head la).....then of coz la nak salam kan....then the father said :

D.Father : We have to follow Ministry of Health's advice, no salam or hug....~i was flabbergasted~
D.Mother : ~just smiled with her eyes (which was kinda fake like an empty plastic style) then let us in~

Okay lah...we are in...then they were lots of pretty gurls...then again...when you see closely...omaigottt...they are all so un-environmentalist unlike zetty who is total environmentalist supporting paperbags....they just smiled right thru you...and watch you from head to toe, then with a condensending tone saying, HI, SELAMAT HARI RAYA ~gediks tone applied~ aku rasa nak pengsan already...uahauhauha....si dot dot dot pulak lewat la turun plak...deng....three of us have to listen to the sound of empty plastic bags while sipping the ice lemon tea (yang LIPTON siap dengan machine ala RASA Alamanda itu...deng) yang sungguh best....

Then, kawan kami si dot dot dot tu pun turun....sempoi ajer and very happy to see us and of coz la we all salam and hugged each other coz dah tak jumpa....more than two years (he was pursuing MBA in UK)....dusssss!!! aku terasa cam ada orang pandang kami....turns out that his parents are looking at us with NO NO NO written on their eyes....deng.....but si dot dot dot wat dekkk ajer...then ajak kitorang kuar dari rumah....

Sebelum kuar, biasa la out of courtesy mesti la nak bersalam kan...but then again...kami bley ler terforgot plak 'nasihat' Ministry of Health....tersalam la dengan bapak dia (dengan mak dia tak sempat coz immediately mak dia terus remind the father)....much to our already surprised state, the father went and took sanitizer to clean up his hands....OMAIGOTTTTTT!!!!! deng!!! Thats it lah...kitorang pon kuar...and si dot dot dot pon mintak maap ler kat kitorang itu pun lepas mak dia insists that he wears the fesmask....but kitorang tak kecik ati pon...cuma rasa hilarious giler....deng...bulan suci bulan baik ini pon ada orang wat camni kah? seems like they are people like that....hahahaha....i bet i can found more like them in KL...paranoid betul....huahauha

Kitorang braya sakan la sampai ler tengah ari lepas antar diorang semua balik then aku pon balik ler rumah....Ayah Mie, Mak Teh, Cik Yan and some cousins are coming over to my home....great to have them at my home...ya lah....aku slalu ajer berkunjung ke rumah diorang siap gi eurotrip dengan cik yan and auntie tun, so maybe diorang ni ala wat lawatan balas....tapi watever it is, the atmosphere are always good whenever someone are coming over to our home....somehow it enlightens it....and i loikeee....hari ni tak banyak gambar, coz for once....AKU TERLUPA BAWAK KAMERA AKU!!!!!! denggg!!!!!....aduhai...takperlah...nak wat camna...but i have a great fourth day of raya....rasa cam nak wat lagi ajer..huahuahua

ajie
1:49 a.m
24 September 2009
Aloq Setaq Kedah Darul Aman

7 comments:

Cherrie Pie Sweety said...

dehhh..ada gak orang camtuh yer??? saba ajala.. nasib kawan ko tu sempoi..kira pengubat atila sikit sbb kawan ok..
xtahan aku kalo dapat family gitu..pelik2... mesti tak meriahla raya diaorg.. hu hu hu

zetty said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. aku tergelak guling dalam ofis ni.. nasib baik takde orang dlm ofis. gile FREAKS wehhh..

Anonymous said...

yo matt
sori bro pasai tu
takpa next time hang mai takdak dah H1N1
mak pak aku tak buat dah lagu tu lenkali
peace takdak perang

muhamadakmalwahab said...

cher : itu ler...aku heran gak camna la diorang beraya di pagi raya yang mulia (jangan marah ya dot)

zet : tau takper....kalau la you bley jumpa adik-adiks dia itu...perghhh....mesti lagi you sokong paperbags...huahauhauha (tarak hal kan dot?)

dot : no hal la bro...nanti hang mai putrajaya roger la aku....lama tak hang out dengan hang dowh...raya sat sangat....

marmalade said...

hey akmal, happy eid. i just found out that you followed my blog (hahahah nampak gile tak pay attention) and am honoured =)

will link you.
take care!
(aiyoh, mala finance girl???? hahahahahahahahah!)

muhamadakmalwahab said...

hey mala...
happy eid to you too....i like following people's blogs...esp those who wrote about their travel adventures....it is a lot of fun (at the same time trying to get some pointers)....enjoyed reading about your experience in vanilla manila...heheheh

Khairul Amri Ishak said...

ahaha...

so sad it happens
during 1 syawal....:)